Freedom of Expression #12 (1998)

"The Rect-a-muC Direct Marketing Package"

If you order this through the mail, be careful not to blindly toss your junk mail away because this edition comes disguised as a mass mailing designed to sell a new product.

A closer inspection of the business envelope will reveal that something isn’t quite right, because The Rect-a-muC’s slogan is "We put your mucus to work for you." Inside you will find a letter from the mysterious inventor and owner of the Rect-a-muC that details his invention.

If you read further you will discover that the Rect-a-muC is a device that transforms your own mucus into energy that flows from the mucus-filled energy packs held within your unisex underwear and into wires that are inserted deep inside your rectum. Sounds fun, huh? It comes with an instruction page and an order form, complete with a free sample of a Rect-a-muC energy pack full of mucus!