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Freedom of Expression #17 (1999)

"Whitiez Wit Aptitude"

FOE #17 comes packaged in a CD jewel case, with black and white cover art and a four-way folding booklet that tells the story of Easy A, IQ, Chuck PhD and Dr. GRE--members of my fantasy white rap group, Whitiez Wit Aptitude.

The profile of Easy A goes: "Andrew Young III--aka Easy A--comes straight up representin' Arlington, Virginia, where his mom heads up a Washington DC lobbying firm ... Easy attended the finest private prep schools and learned early on that he could retain the subtle and not-so-subtle racism of his peers and parents, and still borrow from African-American culture without any uncomfortable contradictions."

Song titles include:

Fuck the TA
Wigger's Paradise
Eazy A is President
I Can't Live Without My Laptop
Bring the Keg
Suburban Minded
Goin' Back to College
Sucker RA's
English 101 is a Joke
Nothin' But a Ski Thang
Straight Outta College